Are you tired of blaming fate, the vagaries of nature, or God for your misfortunes? Try blaming CUPE. It's fun and easy.
Here's an example, provided by the Toronto Sun.
CUPE killed summer. That's right. Summer is dead, and CUPE perpetrated the murder.
Try it yourself. Car won't start? Blame CUPE. Weather too cold? Blame CUPE. Miss the bus? Stub your toe? Spill your coffee? You know who to blame.