...check off a square every time the relevant dopey argument is presented. You win when you have a straight line of five - horizontally, vertically or diagonally. The "JOKER" square can either be a free square, or you can reserve it for any new ludicrous argument presented (as long as it is presented with total sincerity), or any argument [you've] missed.From Skeptico via Friendly Athiest
What do you think? Can we play it with John Tory? Ooh, or turn it into a drinking game?