Friday, March 07, 2008

Alberta Oils Sands Land

Did you hear about the hottest new vacation destination? It's Alberta Oil Sands Land, with a travel review by Thomas King:
Personally, I was more interested in the Ralph Klein Earth Mover rides, but the lines were always much too long. In the end, I spent most of my time at the Waste Water Park, watching happy families relaxing and enjoying their tax dollars in action.

But the best part of the entire vacation was watching the sun set each evening on what was left of the Athabasca River. Mr. Harper would strum his guitar and tell us how his heart swelled when he looked out over the landscape and saw the sheer beauty that human ingenuity and corporate genius could create.

Even Mr. Dion got a little teary as we all watched the smoke stacks discharge their billows of pollutants. He said that the soft clouds floating over the high prairies reminded him of the old days when Native people sat around their council fires and told stories about living in harmony with the earth.
All the kids want to go to Alberta Oil Sands Land!


Beijing York said...

More reason to reward Ed Stelmach!

Check out the Fossil Fools Awards for 2008:

Canada's own is close to winning Fossil Fool of the Year!!!

Mike said...

Hey Jenny, I read your post and I thought that you might enjoy this:

"Voting is now open in the 2nd Annual DoGooderTV Nonprofit Video Awards, co-sponsored by See3 Communications ( and NTEN: The Nonprofit Technology Network ( Individuals are invited to help pick the winner at

Out of the 8 finalists, 4 were environmentally related. More than 160 entries were received from over 100 nonprofit organizations."

You should check them out, they are all really good. The voting is open until March 20th.