Monday, June 11, 2007

Name this Post

Dutch try to grow enviro-friendly meat in lab
Although it is in its early stages, the idea is to replace harvesting meat from livestock with a process that eliminates the need for animal feed, transport, land use and the methane expelled by animals, which all hurt the environment, he said.
The title for this post just writes itself... Unfortunately I can't choose:

  1. Eureka! I've discovered meat!
  2. Petri Pork
  3. Ham scam
  4. Mystery meat
  5. In the flesh
  6. Free the lab animals! Um. Well... they're not really animals, exactly.
  7. Mistaken bacon
  8. Brings new meaning to "going Dutch"
  9. Fake n Steak

Yes, I know it's weird. Just be thankful I didn't post pictures. I could have, you know.


TomCat said...

Somehow the notion of pseudo-pork offends my feline proclivities. Ptui!

Anonymous said...

At the risk of sounding like an ass, there is a much easier way to be enviro-friendly - stop consuming animals, period. Fairly obvious and easy solution.

Hmm... which title to choose? I think I'll go for "Free the lab animals! Um. Well... they're not really animals, exactly."